The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World: A Seriously Silly Story for Kids

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📚 WARNING: This IS the WORST School Book in the Whole Entire World

School = friends, fun, learning, and following the rules, right?

WRONG.

Because Nameless the Rock does NOT want to go to school.
He doesn’t even know why he has to go.
(He’s a children’s book character, not a student. Hello??)

🚌 There’s a school bus.
🍕 There’s pizza and sloppy joes (yikes).
🐄 There’s… a cow.
📏 And yes—Jerry Pumpkins goes to this school now. Nobody knows why. Not even Jerry.

And of course, Jerry is telling everyone why school is the BEST.

Nameless just wants OUT.
Out of the school.
Out of this book.
Out of Joey Acker’s brain.

But no matter how hard he tries to prove that school is the WORST…
A weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.

What we do know:
Kids CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

📓 Parents Are Writing Glowing Report Cards:
🗣️ “My kid laughed the whole way through—and then read it again.”
🗣️ “This book made school feel fun… even for my anti-school kid.”
🗣️ “This book is absolute nonsense. Five stars.”

YOU’LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE
✔️ Funny school books with totally unhelpful narrators
✔️ Characters who do NOT want to be here
✔️ Stories full of ridiculous twists and unexpected chaos
✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud
✔️ Picture books with zero chill and maximum attitude

🎯 Perfect for:
• Boys and girls ages 3-7
• Preschool through 3rd grade
• Back-to-school season or random Tuesdays
• Beginner and reluctant readers
• Fans of funny read-alouds and grumpy rock energy

The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Entire World Books series—a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock, who keeps getting stuck in books he definitely didn’t sign up for.

So go ahead… click “Add to Cart.”
(Unless you’re afraid of school buses, pizza, or pop quizzes. No pressure.)

About the author

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Meet Joey Acker – award-winning and best-selling author and illustrator who’s here to make you giggle, groan, and wonder what was going through his mind (in the best way possible). He’s the creator behind The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World, The Scariest Book in the Whole Entire World, several other WORST books, and the co-author and illustrator of the quirky Thoughtful Bots and Wonder Who Crew series. His mission? To make kids and adults laugh until their stomachs hurt, one silly page at a time.

When not crafting laugh-out-loud adventures, he’s busy being a husband to his wife and best friend, Melanie, and a proud father to his son and daughter. While Melanie won’t have anything to do with the WORST books (they’re that wild)…his family is his greatest support as he continues to write and illustrate seriously fun stories.

Stay tuned for the next laugh-out-loud adventure. Joey has some seriously weird books coming your way soon!